Sunday, January 21, 2007

Culinary Awards 2007

Are you sick of slaving away in the kitchen for 6 minutes every time your family wants a hotdog? What about the long ingredient list and complicated instructions involved in getting that hotdog into that bun? Who has the time for pressure like this??!!

Well the people at Oscar Meyer have heard your cries. Introducing ‘Fast Franks’, the quick and easy hotdog with no messy ingredients to assemble, no nutritional value and no hassles. These badboys come ready-made, with the hotdog in the bun ready to microwave. And when you can nuke a Fast Frank in just 10 seconds…your family will love you! Thanks to Oscar Meyer and Fast Franks you can now spend less time in the kitchen and more time on the couch…the way it should be.

1 comment:

Phillip said...

It really is staggering what mankind can accomplish when there is a need to fill. Map the world, split the atom, clone agave tequilla cacti, the spork...all examples of human ingeniuty in the face of getting through the day a little easier.