Heart attack anyone...?

So a quick trip through the frozen food section last week revealed a few notable culinary delights that will split the coveted ‘Heart Attack in a Box’ award for December.

While the corn dog phenomenon is nothing new to my American friends, this level of sausage creativity is yet to hit the Australian shores, and thus deserves a mention…especially since the makers were willing to go that extra mile. Not satisfied with the standard floor scrapings of meat, shaped into a sausage and wrapped in deep fried corn batter, Foster Farms decided that doubling the size and coating it in honey would be the only way to go. Ladies and gentleman…the still microwavable…still indigestible…jumbo corn dog in honey.

A close second is a favorite of mine, and one that I am sure I have mentioned to many people before. The great land of America is renowned for its freedom of choice and ability to clog even the healthiest of arteries…and Smart Bacon is no exception. For those freaky vegetarians who refuse to eat meat and give those little pigs a purpose in life…there is vege bacon. It looks like bacon, it smells like bacon, it destroys your stomach lining like bacon…so what more could you want…so next time you crazy tree hugging hippy vegetarians get that monthly urge to consume a nice strip of dead animal…the scientists at Light Life have got you covered!